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uncomfortablemomentswithputin:
Under Vladimir Putin democracy has thrived in Russia. Indeed, the prime minister has frequent meetings with his political opponents.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
— Jack Handey
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“I am yo’ daughter.” Then maybe he won’t kill you and rape you.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
— Jack Handey
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Harvard vs Oxford
- Me: Haaahvaaahd.
- Christina: Oxford.
- Me: Well, I guess I'm a patriot, and you're just a terrorist, then.
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Louis CK makes me laugh with his poignant observations about life—specifically, children and what devils they really are to parents. Also, I like when he says, “Fuck.”
